Answer me , Duke barma…what is your true Aim…?

(Source: sakuranbo-88)

piglii:

fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

(Source: princesaluja)

lubricates:

The sexual tension between me and no one.

(Source: burnsombreroburn)

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

(Source: zakkain)

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

(Source: iseeincolor91)

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

garfielcl:

*sheen voice* ” ultra lord ???? “

sinagogue:

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

(Source: msjewbooty)